December 2011
Dec 31st
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Sometimes I think that the whole Twilight series is like an original fanfic of Stephenie Meyer’s if that makes sense. And I keep expecting her to make an author’s note at the end of each chapter saying, “sorry I know it’s a bit rushed and yeah the imprinting thing is kind of a stretch and I know you probably hate the sparkling thing too but I hope you like the next...
Dec 30th
WatchWatch
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. This was my fucking entire summer right here.  THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING IM GOING TO GO DIE NOW
Dec 30th
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A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I know I'm not the only one that feels like this
Everyone makes fun of me for being so obsessed with books like Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings but then you look at whats actually in them and it’s like everything that I’m missing. They have these loyal friends, these great adventures, and I’m just on my computer reblogging shit. So I read these “geeky kid stories” because it’s about friendships...
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: On the "The New League" poster by Dean Trippe, from left to right: John Luther from "Luther," Harry Potter, no clue (the misfit from the future), the Doctor from Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, and Annie from "Being Human."
Dec 30th
I’ve been staying at my grandparents’ house since I got to California (for vacation) and I just found out I can’t stay there anymore. And I don’t have anywhere else to go. So it’s like what the fuck do you expect me to do. I really do not understand this. My mother is like “ohmygawd you’re blowing this out of proportion as usual” but I have NO WHERE...
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I'm at the DMV
taking my permit test so I can finally get my fucking license and they asked if it was illegal to smoke with minors in the car and I just did this like, yesterday and they said blind people use traffic sounds before crossing the street so should you A) pull up to a cross walk and honk B) drive INTO the crosswalk or C) pull up to the crosswalk and let them listen to your engine I said honk...
Dec 29th
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victoria-black-parade asked: Dramione all the way! ;D ♥
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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I want to know if I have any Dramione shippers...
because I love you all and we can just sit here and reglob each other and talk about how beautiful it all is and how nothing hurts and GAWD NOBODY GETS ME LIKE OTHER DRAMIONE SHIPPERS
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Getting a new tattoo!
I’m FINALLY about to get my HP tatt. Yes, a Harry Potter tattoo. I don’t care what anyone says, I am a part of the Harry Potter generation and those novels have been such a huge part of my life. They’ve gotten me through my parent’s divorce, suicide, deployments etc. So if anyone wants to talk shit about something that obviously means a lot then they can kiss my ass. ...
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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I wonder what a Hogwarts graduation is like.
/sadface/ I wish it happened in the books.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I just want to pretend like today and tomorrow are...
like, can’t I just smoke some weed and read Dramione in peace without couples and well wishers shoving Christmas down my throat?
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Christmas was the first time I heard Fall Out Boy
and all my old ghetto ways were changed into new emo ones
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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ima let y'all know rite now
this holiday sux
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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I’m feeling very lonely this holiday and I have for a while but Harry was lonely for 11 years and I have my Hogwarts to keep me warm
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Christine Can't Call: setbabiesonfire: As Big Sean... →
setbabiesonfire: As Big Sean once wisely said, and I quote: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS…
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“Nice one, James!”
– Sirius Black to Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Dec 21st
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I wrote a one line poem.
That I think is quite good. But I don’t want to post because I’m afraid someone on the interwebz will take it and it’s so perfect I don’t want anyone but me to claim it and I don’t even know how to say “I WROTE IT!” But I want to share it. Gah.
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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“Writers are the exorcists of their own demons.”
– Mario Vargas Llosa (via booksandnerds)
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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"Brightest witch of her age" has not met the Harry...
Dec 20th
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states.
Me: So you know how states have like, slogans? Like, California is the Golden State, Florida Oranges...
Marisa: You mean the Sunshine State?!
Me: ...
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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theproofoflife asked: Reply privately- you masturbate using a banana?
Dec 19th
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when I'm on my period, everything is porn
lol I wonder who reads my tags
Dec 19th
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boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
Dec 19th
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i just started reading dramione fics
OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE I WILL NEVER READ ANOTHER RON/HERMIONE PAIRING IM READY FOR SOME RATED M SHIT
Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 13th
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ampersandsss asked: I was going through some of my blogs (unfollowing spree) and your name jumped out at me. I looooove it! Huuuge Damien Rice fan :D
Dec 13th
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