February 2011
can you guys all reblog with slang from your...
craiggilner-:
hermi0ne:
neck yourself
real nigga shit
nigga i’m weeeeak
“The boat was actually plan c. The church was plan b. And plan a was… marrying...”
– Jim Halpert, The Office
Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached →
jamiebantug:
widddit:
hiiamjanine:
annaaamaayorrr:
I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman,
“If you miss me. you can’t text, you can’t email, you can’t post it on my Facebook wall. If you really miss me, you come and see me.”
I began to think of all of the billions of intimate exchanges sent daily via fingers and screens, bouncing...
January 2011
loveandnerds asked: <3
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
-alohomora:
nocontrolmylife:
Miley Cyrus:...
Salem Witches Institute
K so we live in America right…so we wouldn’t have gotten a letter to Hogwarts. If anything all the witches would have gone to the Salem Witches Institute. But maybe because no one wants to go anywhere but Hogwarts they’re like “Fuck you then” and we don’t get to learn magic at all
Kid Cudi's birthday is like a national holiday on...
umadbr0:
and if you dont like him, its all good cause
I told him that all I want for Valentine's Day are...
I need those motherfucking cookies PLEEEEEEEASE
im throwing away his bed
because I dont want to share a full with him when we’re married. and he doesnt need it hes in the navy in school so he’s living in barracks. so im throwing away that piece of shit and buying a queen and “oops”
There. I feel better.
I think Toby and Pam woulda been cute too
I know he’s a little…meh about life, but I think he’s okay looking
"Just tell them how you feel!"
I live in fucking California and can't go to...
rewind. I can but I have no one but my mom to go with. Who can be totally down and everyone thinks we’re friends cause she looks like she’s 20 in a not plastic surgery way, but no.
I saw the J Biebs movie trailer today.
This should not have been made.
lol I can't even remember the last time I had...
Actually I can, but I wasn’t with anyone that actually enjoys my company. So I stay tumblin’
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Waiting for series 3 of Misfits
Bucket list: fuck the pizza guy
that can’t happen anymore unless my fiance becomes a pizza delivery man
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔Living vicariously through a...
letthe-musicplay:
larbabeast:
aviewandyou:
caspian-is-my-homeboy:
chatterboxrose:
misslozelise:
yeah i know they’re not really a couple, but when I read Narnia as a kid i thought they were!
its not a gif but yes please ^
Scott Dangerfield
Is one of the most attractive people to me on American Idol I SWEAR.
Let it be known I said this first.
He has such a sexy singing/talking voice gah.
6089) if you really knew me, you'd know that i...
I feel like such a grownup.
I had my first college English class Tuesday. Teacher is le bitch so what did I do? I spent all day stressing and complaining etc like I would normally do for high school until I remembered:
I can drop the class.
So I dropped it like a motherfucker and I’m pretty sure my new teacher is a black guy. I’ll let y’all know tomorrow.
“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was...”
– Dwight K. Schrute (via itstimeforyoutobr0up)
Is it okay to say that some people are just absolute fucking idiots when it comes to parenting? I hate how people say, “That’s your mom/dad be respectful”. I’m sorry just because they fucked and had a human doesn’t make them a parent. My mother honestly has no idea what she is doing with my eight year old sister. I see her getting older and she is truly turning into...
Don't have sex
letschasethesunset:
inhalingallthememories:
letsalladmittoit:
remembering-tuesday:
padackles-candycane:
REBLOG TO SEE THE HIDDEN MESSAGE!
I KNEW IT omg
Oh my…
when I read it I said that in my head after :L
K :D haha
lol I thought it was faaaaake
I feel like:
Cuddling on the couch under a blanket, watching The Office. With occasional kissing.
:/
I got 0 TMIs
I used to get them all the time guise wtf
nq-zion-deactivated20110831-dea asked: aww haha thank youu :]
Harry Potter research paper
And I’m gonna have to write a 8 to 10 page research paper on anything I want.
HARRY FUCKING POTTER.
But I want a really good controversial topic not the whole, “Snape: Friend or Foe?” deal. I need ideas?
“If love is blind, and God is love, and Stevie Wonder is blind… then Stevie...”
– Stephen Colbert
: How My Midnight Showing of Deathly Hallows Part... →
lacarnuminflamare:
thesnugglyduckling:
rainbowsockmonkeys:
My long yet true story:
I will wake up in the morning and walk downstairs like
I then will sit and read DH, looking up at the clock every 10 min. like
When the clock strikes 8
It’s time to go. I will get in the car and start driving like
When I get there, I will look over to whoever I parked next to like
And I will...
MTV is advertising Tumblr...
moonypetewentzpadfootprongs:
We should shun every new person that joins Tumblr now…just in case
